The Phaneron. Welcome.

Machiavell me,
make an Argentine Rose

avenueqcumber:

operaticlawlitics:

avenueqcumber:

“Mom, dad… I’m theatre”

“nope sorry the bible says Adam and Eve not Adam and Patti LuPone”

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I will never regret making this text post

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laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

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thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

(via thirteenandprobablyhateyou)

graverobberlucifer:

These are amazing :D

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5048moriarty:

Patron Saint of the City Dwellers

A small pigeon patron for every citizen. They will watch over you. Promise.

(via the-ever-so-odious)

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

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