The Phaneron. Welcome.

Machiavell me,
make an Argentine Rose

the-ever-so-odious:

Feeding the baby tegus at work. Please ignore my stupid dumb commentary! -_-

omg what are they eating? looks like aborted baby mice

Music does something to me… especially something in this vein…

(Source: rapturs, via biosshock)

Music does something to me… especially something in this vein…

(Source: rapturs, via biosshock)

dracofidus:

katiedidlikecrazy:

Anthony Head does the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

YAAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!! YAAAAAAAASSSS!!!

It’s the adorable attempt at hiding the fact he nearly yelled “FUCK” that gets me every time

(Source: sheepwright, via thaliasandy)

crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

(via thats-so-meme)

walter white: skyler, this is jesse pinkman. although he is a grown man, he has become my new son
jesse pinkman: yeah! male bonding, bitch!
skyler white: you already have a son. walt junior. he is named after you
walter white:

mothbug:

mothbug:

stayfrostystayfrosty:

mothbug:

primadonna girl 

✿ all i ever wanted was the world 

Is that bow taped onto that snake

I’m pretty sure that’s kind of a fuckin’ bad thing to do

u fuckin serious m8 it was literally a pencil eraser sized boop of double sided tape gently laid on her head so the bow would stay on 

i promise you my twelve foot long, 30-pound burmese python survived a boop of tape to the noggin

i’ve given up on stopping the force of this post let’s get this sumbitch to 200k

(via thaliasandy)

captainspangly:

If you’re easily replaceable, clap your hands

image

(via misswendybird)

247am:

this cat is so pretty I aspire to be half as pretty as this cat on a good day

(Source: ladyusada, via misswendybird)